Student and Mummy...

I took the kids to McDonalds because I couldn't be bothered to cook thought they deserved a treat.

I ate a cheeseburger and fries. I also ate a cream cake today and a king size Twix.

So I'm going to have a bath while Giles eats his dinner cos my mouths watering and I'm starving.......

....Is it normal for one person to consume so much yet still be starving?

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is, do I point at my privates when I ask where the toilet is?

2 People who are willing to get off their arse to search the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.

3 When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". What good is cake if you can't eat it?

4 When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?

5 When people say while watching a film "did you see that?".

6 People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a choice!

7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.

8 When people say "life is short". What the hell?? Life is the longest thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?

9 When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here?

Someone emailed me this and I thought it was mildly amusing for a Thursday morning...