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Posts archive for: March, 2007
  • Hello.....motivation..........where are you?

    I'm seeking some motivation - anyone got any spare?

    Or perhaps ther are some people out there who could motivate themselves to do my tasks for me??

    I need to;

    Sort out a 10 minute presentation on Anorexia
    Describe and critically evaluate 4 sociological research methods
    Sort out Thomas' bedroom
    Order some bunk beds
    Sort through the kids clothes
    Finish off decorating the lounge
    Hang the new curtains in the lounge
    Get up to date with some washing
    Clean the bathroom

    I think that they are in order of priority - oh no the bunk beds need ordering before the Sociology assignment......My Mum is moving in on May 1st for 6 months 88|

  • It's so cold

    I'm so warm in my office.

    I don't want to leave and go and stand in a cold playground waiting for my daughter who is always last out!

    Why do little children moan about going to school and then seem so reluctant to leave when it's hometime?

    Anyone....?

  • Easter themed homework.....what would your 6 year old draw?

    Grace's homework this week included this statement;

    Draw pictures, to be used on the invitations for the Easter assembly, using our Easter story theme.

    So I direct Grace as so...

    "draw some little pics and colour them in, you know like, easter rabbits, chicks, eggs and stuff."

    So 15 minutes later she comes to me with her masterpiece........

    Jesus nailed to the cross, dripping with blood.

    What can you say? She's not wrong is she?

    :))

  • Roundabouts......

    are lethal, I've decided.

    Not the kind that you drive around, the kind that you have in childrens playgrounds.

    We went to the park on Saturday afternoon, Grace was on a very tame (or so it seemed) roundabout. It didn't go very fast and is actually designed to be used by kids in wheelchairs aswell as able bodied kids. It's flush with the ground and very heavy to push.
    She was sitting on the hand rail support thingies in the middle. All was fine. Until she fell backwards, she managed to catch herself with the backs of her legs and hung there in mid air for what seemed like ages. I saw it happen and ran straight over, but just as I reached her she fell.
    She hit her face on a metal bar and fell onto her thumb.
    The park was instantly and unsurprisingly filled with the horrendous wail that you can only associate with a child who has broken a bone.
    Instantly the thumb on her right hand swelled and a huge red patch appeared on her left cheek.

    So 5 hours later we emerged from A+E having had the thumb x-rayed and told it's fine, and a warning that if the swelling on the face hasn't gone down in a couple of days to return for another x-ray.

    It's a couple of days later and the swelling hasn't gone down - so I am now procrastinating about another 5 hour A+E visit and the possibility of a 6 year old with a broken cheek bone.....!

    Who would have thought that a visit to the park could be such a pain in the arse?

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